Saturday, December 30, 2006

Gender Equality at CNN

"I don't believe this! Justice at last.", said the woman at the CNN Center here in Atlanta.

I broke into a grin and remarked, "So there is gender equality at last."

"Yeah", she said as she whizzed past me.

Every other woman who entered was similarly elated by what they saw.

Au contraire to what you might think, this incident did not happen at the hallowed halls of CNN where unparalleled and unbiased(?) journalism takes shape. It happened here...


...right outside the public restroom at the CNN center. :)

For the first time since I had landed here in the US, the queue for the men's restroom was far longer than the women's. :D

I have no idea what women do so long inside the restroom(and don't wish to either), but we men just get inside, do our thing and get out in 3 minutes flat.

I really pity women in this aspect, coz you really don't want to use the public restroom unless you are really under pressure and the last thing you want is a serpentine queue like a Government Ration shop in India. Especially in freakin' freezing cold places in the likes New York where the men were going in and coming out in truckloads while the women had to keep fidgeting their hands waiting in the queue. The only optimistic way to look at this kind of torture is that maybe "Anticipation/delay increases the pleasure" ;)

At the CNN Center though, there was a reason this reversal of fortunes. There is a big game tonight at Atlanta called the Chick-Fil-A Bowl between Virginia Tech and Georgia Tech (with lotsa the spectators visiting the Center which is near the stadium) and where there is sports, can beer be left far behind? :)

This incident gave me some thoughts...
So what are the things in which women, by virtue of their gender(?) are given the raw deal?

  • Public Restrooms - See Above
  • Dresses - I have a feeling that since time immemorial, dresses for women are created with the single sinister goal to make them as cumbersome as possible. I can't even imagine the the kind of torment one has to go through in order run in a full Sari attire to catch an MTC Bus (which by the way, never stops exactly on the bus stop as surely as Captain Vijaykant defeats the terrorists in the end of the movie). Secondly, the greatest unsolved mystery in the world is how women can fit into jeans that are two sizes small for them. Really, I swear that to this day I am stumped as to why women would want to wear those tight jeans, though it is not something that I disapprove of. :)
  • Driving - Women are pronounced guilty without trial when it comes driving. There is not a single soul of the male species that I have met who has not complained about women being bad drivers. This is not to say that women are entirely exonerated of this charge. Some women are as good a driver as Abbas is an actor.
Now comes the really interesting part of this post. As you can see my extremely limited brain cells have been able to come up with only three of the above items. Now I call upon two teams, the good guys and er... the bad girls to come on stage.

Girls, so what are the other things where women are given a wrong deal?

Dudes, you think men suffer from this type of bias too? If so, where?

Let the verbal war begin...

PS: I strictly don't want to know what women do inside the restrooms. :) If you write about it, I swear by the tonsured head of my thalaiver Rajni that I am going to delete your comment.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

happy new year dude...

Anu said...

He he.. comment delete pannena, naa mail pannuven. :)

Happy New Year!

pradman said...

@Iday - Thanks machi... I am not going to wish you tho' coz I know this coming year is going to be your exciting one yet.

@Anu - LOL!!! Happy new year to you too... looks like it will literally be raining on the (new year) parade today eh? All plans are govinda!!!

Anonymous said...

And may i add, the most painful one yet as well. The paper work in front of me is staggering man :(

But as you may say - happy problems to have :)

Anonymous said...

And may i add, the most painful one yet as well. The paper work in front of me is staggering man :(

But as you may say - happy problems to have :)

Anonymous said...

And may i add, the most painful one yet as well. The paper work in front of me is staggering man :(

But as you may say - happy problems to have :)

pradman said...

Dude... I think you have added enough... time to subtract now :)

Anonymous said...

delete the duplicate comments (and this one as well) man - i dont see the delete icon.

greensatya said...

The restrooms of CNN are always been this famous, particularly the 'female' ones.
Remember CNN reported live from the female restroom, with Kyra Philips, and it had to interrupt Bush's speech for it.

Anu said...

Yeah all plans govinda for me too. Dinner with a bunch of friends and then bowling, and then a movie. It was fun nonetheless. How was your new years eve?

pradman said...

@GS - Is it? I wasn't aware of that. I don't watch much of CNN or Fox anyway. They are too biased to US me thinks.

@Anu - 'Twas nice. We had a kind of cook out (inside the house) all of us together. Then we got to watch SunTV on Stream Box :)

Anu said...

U still in Atlanta?

greensatya said...

Scipio, you can read more about that incident here.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/08/30/entertainment/main1948951.shtml

pradman said...

@Anu - Nope. Back in Chennai. There is something here that needed to be taken care of.

@GS - LOL!!! Too sad I couldn't see it.