Wait a minute! Almost everything about me is weird... wellll.... some of those things would be defined by psychiatrists as borderline psychotic, but anyways, that should probably be in a different post.
So here are six shining examples of my weirdness for you to savor...
1. I have this habit of correcting people when they make mistakes say, like in describing some fact or pronouncing a word wrong. Latest example... see in the comments section of the post where Anu tagged me. Sometimes this gets plain annoying for some people.
2. I chew stapler pins :)
Wait! Wait! Wait... before you start throwing stones at me and calling me a freak... I only chew them but I never eat them. I have no idea how I picked up this habit... My guess is that I picked it from that "Guiness Records" TV show we had in those olden days remember? I was particularly impressed by this cool guy who entered the record books for eating his way through everthing from TVs to Cycles to even Cars. Just trying to emulate his greatness I guess :P
3. I eat a lot. I eat when I am very happy. I eat whenever I am sad. So what's so weird about that, you might ask... I don't know... may be the fact that for most people food is a source of sensation and emotion, to me it acts as the opposite. It numbs me by making my brain go dead.
Oh! and another important source of my food weirdness is that I never put on weight no matter what my food habits. I always weigh around a cool, lean 60 kilos. I know that some may consider this a boon but it ain't so for me.
4. I am erratic. No, No... That's e-r-r-A-t-i-c. I am very erratic in everything I do. Right from the exams I write to the games I play. One day Scipio plays Table Tennis in office like there is no tommorrow, while the very next day I am beaten by every Tom, Dick and Harry in office. Oh, the agony!
5. Man, if there is one snack which I consider without doubt to be the Devil's fruit, it is these guys...
Pringles Chips! They are more addictive that Cocaine, Cigarettes, Caffeine and Chocolates put together. If I could have just saved the money I spend on these wickedly tasty things, I would probably driving to office in a Hyndai Santro today.
Fact: I am eating the Jalapeno flavored one as I write this post.
6. I can almost never complete the last chapter of any book I read. Be it Fiction, Non-Fiction or Techonology books, once I have reached the last chapter of the book, I have to fight the urge to close the book and throw it into oblivion .
7. Since you have been patient enough to reach up to here, you get a bonus weird fact about me. It is a small bit of weirdness. So I think I shall call it a 'weirdlet'.
I AM FREAKIN' SCARED OF HEIGHTS. Full Stop.
I hereby tag Ram, Iday, Sunil, Kart and GreenSatya to carry this noble beacon of weirdness forward into the future.
18 comments:
Don’t be in that delusion. Because you won’t even notice when you got a big pot belly with hands and legs very thin as you have right now. And once you get that pot belly, it will be very inscrutable
So I would suggest cut down your junk food items, especially your favorite Pringles Chips!
"got a big pot belly with hands and legs very thin as you have right now"
HaHa... sounds like a monster out of some kids show on Cartoon Network.
Thanks for the advice though... Yes, I ought to control my desire of Pringles Chips. It can help me economcally too... Each of those tall "dubbahs" cost almost Rs.100 you see...
machi,
i am not getting this tagging.
what do u expect? i should write weirdest things about me.
and ask (tag?!?!) some one to carry on this writing
Yep...
I AM FREAKIN' SCARED OF HEIGHTS. Full Stop. - LOL!!!
The only thing that I can ever think of when I am on the top of a tall building or a ferris wheel is about what would happen if I ever fall from these places... That scares the hell out of me :)
prad i am just opposite to u. i like heights more so because i like the fear coming out of it. i can't say like this about other such phobias of mine.
Even when i was a child i used to go to the top floor where the parapet wall was low. i wud try to push it and imagine what if this wall breaks.
Its not surprising that i like heights. isn't it :)
where the parapet wall was low
Dude... It was probably a normal sized wall but any wall is too low for a giant like you :)
Oh man those 'Pringles'!! They are indeed devil. Good that I saved myself from being addict.
And you are really weird :d
I have done this weirdness post but only 5. I will be shortly doing a 'weirdness at work' tag so will include the elusive 6th one in that.
My weirdo post is here
okay dood - done :)
@Green Satya - "Weird" is my middle name :)
@Iday - Cool man!!
Good one dude... I can remember more... but won't be nice if i post it here.
Tag picked!! Click here
"weird" is my middle name - LOL
may be u shud say, "of all the middle names i have, *weird* is the one i love the most" ;)
@Iday - Interesting... we could actually write a post on that, each and every one of us i.e. about the middle name that we should have
interesting yes - but when i saw ur comment, i did think abt how that'll be.
i definitely bet that none of us will be able to point at a single thing and say - that's me :)
We're all always a collection of middle names :)
Japaleno pringles!! My favourite! :D
Very best site. Keep working. Will return in the near future.
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